A man goes to China for a business trip November...

... And the hotel that he stays at is rather close to the business so he decides to walk there. While walking there he sees an blind old monk sitting by the road. He seemed to be meditating so he ignored him. On the way back from his meeting, the same blind monk stands up and stops him. The monk then whispers in his ear "You shall receive a toolbox, a number of books (4 to be exact), and a new car this holiday". The monk then sits right back where he was and continues meditating. This is strange to the businessman so he continues on his way. He leaves for the US a couple of days later.

That Christmas day, the businessman received exactly as the monk said. His son provided the toolbox, his wife and three daughters give him books, and his boss comes in a little later to give him a new car for Christmas. Remembering the monk's prediction, the businessman is amazed.

Because he did so well on his previous trip, the businessman is once again sent to China a couple of months later. He finds himself at the same hotel he previously was, so he decides to go out and see if he can find the blind monk from before. Sure enough he sees the monk meditating like he was before.

He walks up to monk and says "You may not remember me, but you made a prediction on what I was getting this Christmas. I wanted to let you know that you were 100% correct in your prediction."

The blind man stops meditating and states: "It was quite easy my friend."

"How do you mean easy?" The businessman inquires, "You are blind"

The old monk smiles and says, "Because I am blind, I cannot see and must use my hands to feel around my surroundings. As it is such, all I had to do was feel your presents."

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