Car Jokes

Car Jokes

What's the best Russian Reversal joke you know? A few of my favourites....

* In Soviet Russia, Google searches you

* In S...

A Jesuit and a Franciscan were involved in a car accident...

A Jesuit and a Franciscan were involved in a ca...

Arriving home very drunk

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool eve...

A couple of Hobos are sitting under an overpass sharing some hobo chili...

When Colorado Curly Bo says to Dakota Slim, "So...

Two Jewish Men in 1944 Poland Have a Plan To Kill Hitler

Back in 1944 in the Warsaw ghetto, two Jewish m...

A Japanese businessman hails a taxi...

As they go along the highway, a car zooms past ...

Locked my keys inside my car outside a abortion clinic

Found out I was too far along for an abortion, ...

A New York Blonde joke.

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and...

The locked car...

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile ...

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to ...

"New iEnemies App Makes Organizing Your Hit List Easier Than Ever"

(fuax Onion article. Search twitter @gizopizo f...

Country boys learn the ways of the world

One fine night, hot blonde Gina has her car bre...

My mother said if never be able to build a car out of spaghetti..

You should've seen her face when I drove pasta.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman!

3 friends die and go to heaven...

Three friends are on a road trip and crash a di...

A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down...

He gets towed to a garage in the nearest town. ...

Cop: Is that a radar detector I see?

A cop pulled me over the other day for speeding...

A police officer pulls over a speeding car.

The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles pe...

25 years of marriage

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one ...

A penguin takes his car to a garage.

The mechanic tells him it will take about an ho...

Another MBA joke. funny!

By the time you finish your MBA, you have most ...