When Colorado Curly Bo says to Dakota Slim, "So, how'd you end up like this?"
Dakota Slim says, "Booze."
Bo says, "Yeah, I know how that is."
Dakota Slim continues, "I had it all; a beautiful wife, big house, two-car garage, and I just drank it all away."
He pauses, and asks "How'd you end up here?"
Bo says, "Racehorses."
Dakota reflects, "Yeah, I know how that is."
Bo says, "I just kept buying 'em and eating 'em!"
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