Paramount is making a movie about a pair of Chinese race car drivers...
It's called "Two Wongs Don't Make a Right"
Car Jokes
Did I tell you I bought a sports car?
It wasn't very good though, I beat it in every ...
The Difference Between Men and Women (Long Anecdote)
Let's say a guy named Fred is attracted to a wo...
A woman wakes up in a hospital bed to find that she's been in a coma after a car accident.
She sees a doctor next to her and quickly asks,...
Two Russian motorcycle cops are sitting on the side of the road.
This was a joke Ronald Reagan told about Gorbac...
Russian Yeltsin Joke
Here's one of those great old stale Russian jok...
Time is like a river
You cannot touch the water twice, because the f...
Two Men in a Country Club...
Two men in a country club are in the locker roo...
True story
A woman suddenly said to the man who was in bed...
What can happen when a car breaks down?
A woman's car breaks down on a busy highway. Sh...
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather
Not screaming and yelling like everyone else in...
Is it not funny
Prize winning message of the year-.
A husb wen...
A woman says to her lawyer "I want to divorce my husband."
"On what grounds?"
"Grounds? We have two acres...
There are 3 nuns two that are crying and one who is laughing...
a priest goes up to the first crying nun and as...
What did the stop light say to the car?
Don't look I am changing
The famous joke from eastern europe. Depicting a stereotypic slooow estonian character.
An Estonian stands by a railway track.
Another...
If you don't believe that full human cloning is occurring...
...just look at each middle-aged female driver ...
The policeman and the newspapers
A policeman is assigned to a new central statio...
A guy and his wife are in bed late at night...
... when they hear a knock on the door. The guy...
Typical Johnny
Teacher asks the class if they can think of a s...
Yo mama so fat
she can't fit in a car
A blonde woman in a sports car is cruising down the highway...
...when she gets pulled over by a police car.
...
I want to die like my grandfather did
Quiet and peacefully, unlike the screaming pass...
(real news) A tech company has announced they are close to perfecting a flying car.
The company says the car should be ready by the...