* In Soviet Russia, Google searches you
* In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes you
* In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you
* In Soviet Russia, lazy dog jumps over quick brown fox
* In Soviet Russia, fetus aborts you.
* Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poems write YOU
* in soviet Russia, chuck Norris still kills you
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