An officer pulls up at the scene of an accident
where a car has driven through a field, killed ...
Car Jokes
Ray Manzarek, Ric Ocasek, and Sting were talking about forming a new band after moving on from their previous bands.
They were going to call themselves The Police C...
I hit a guy with my car the other day. Don't worry, it wasn't serious.
well... I was laughing. He might have been too,...
A Horse and a Chicken
The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking....
What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?
Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!
Going to the Prom
A boy decided to go to the prom. He needed a tu...
What's the leading cause of violence in America?
Volkswagen Beetles.
Today, I got up early...
...put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made ...
Are you aware you broke the speed limit?
A man and his wife were driving on the motorway...
A penguin was driving along...
A penguin was driving along when he smelled som...
You know it's cold outside when...
You buy a foot long at Subway and by the time y...
My sister didn't believe me when I said I could build a car out of spaghetti.......
... you should have seen her face when i drove ...
Another penguin joke
This was my grandpa's favorite joke, I had to s...
When I die...
When I die I would like to go peacefully in my ...
The man's best friend
You know the phrase "the dog is the man's best ...
Blondes are getting clever.
A blond walks into a bank in New York City and ...
Cat and Dog
The Dog’s Diary:
8:00 AM - Dog food! My favori...
A blonde woman was speeding...
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in he...
One day a boy...
One day a boy walked into his dads room. The da...
A snail walks into a car dealership...
And he asks the salesman about car customizatio...
Little Johnny is at Toys R Us...
Little Johnny is at Toys R Us looking for a new...
An Australian takes a vacation in america...
He's driving along in his rented car and a cop ...
A male driver with his wife is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place
Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were ...
Winter weather emergency
On a bitterly cold winter's morning a husband a...
The latest thing in the world of chickens.
A guy is driving down a country road when sudde...