Three friends are on a road trip and crash a die. At the gates of St. Peter the first on is called up by St. Peter. St. Peter tell the first friend, John, "You cheated on your wife 12 times?" John admits this. "John is then handed keys to a Honda." John asks Peter what they keys are for and he replies "to get around heaven. You see, heaven is big and vast. You need something to get around. Everyone gets a mode of transportation fitting to the infidelity they committed." The next friend, Toby, comes up and it is revealed he cheated 0 times. He receives the car of his choice; a Ferrari. The third friend, Barry, is revealed to have cheated 98 times and receives a heavily used car. They enter heaven and live the afterlife great. A few years later Barry and John see Toby crying in the middle of a part in heaven. They come up to him and ask why he is crying. "You received the best car you could possibly have" said John. Toby sobbingly proclaims: "I just saw my wife riding by in a broken old scooter!"
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