Back in 1944 in the Warsaw ghetto, two Jewish men have planned to try to kill Hitler. They have discovered his travel route, they know the exact time-table, and they know he will pass close by to a nearby government building at exactly 7:00 PM. So, the two men make their plans, knowing that their lives are at high risk and that they will not likely return from this endeavor. They exit the ghetto, travel in the shadow of the buildings and through the burned out structures until they find a site near the side of the road where Hitler will soon pass.
At 6:45 PM they look at each other and express their friendship; at 6:50 PM they offer each other letters to return to the other’s family in the event of death; at 6:55 PM they go silent, say a quiet prayer, and wait.
At 7:00 PM there is no car; at 7:20 PM still no car; at 7:45 PM still nothing; at 8:00 PM the street remains silent and empty. With a look of concern one looks at the other and says, “Gee, I hope nothing happened to him."
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