Money for furniture

A woman filed for divorce. The reason: her husband did not satisfy her sexual
needs.
"Tell your side of the story," the judge said to the husband.
"When we just married," the husband said, "my wife said, 'Let's us save money
for furniture.' I agreed, so we ate only soup until we'd money for furniture.
Then she said, 'Let's save money for a TV set..' I agreed, so we ate only tea,
until we bought the TV set. Then she said, 'Let's save money for a car. We
switched to water...."
"It's interesting," the judge said, "But you better tell us about your
performance in bed. Your wife complains that you do not satisfy....."
"Citizen�s judges! Just give me one bowl of soup, and I'll satisfy all of
you."