Chickens

Once, there was this guy who was traveling in his car when he
ran out of gas. There wasn't a gas station for miles so he
walked to an old farm house. When he knocked on the door an old
guy answered the it. The guy asked if he could spend the night
and the old guy said,"Only if you stay away from my daughter."
The guy said, "Alright, alright", and he walked in.
That evening the old guy went into his daughter's room and put
eggs all over the floor so he knew if the guy went into her
room. At about 10:30 PM, the guy went into her room and stepped
all over the eggs, but it turned out that she wasn't there, so
the guy walked out. When he got in the hall he saw that he had
eggs all over his feet! So he went back in and pasted all the
eggs back together, one by one.
The next morning the mother was making eggs for breakfast but
when she went to crack the eggs, nothing came out. She
yelled,"Pa, get the shotgun! The chickens are using rubbers
again!"