Lobsters
A police officer was driving his patrol car do...
Car Jokes
New car
When a man opens the door of his car for his w...
Fat Mama Stuff
Yo mama's so fat...
...she keeps elephant pu...
The air freshener
There was this sherriff who was out and about ...
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.
The ...
O.J.'s Contract
I heard that O.J. lost his Hertz Rental Car en...
Old Bessie
A man was driving down a country road in the m...
Little Race Car
Once there was a little boy named Jimmy. One d...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is drivi...
Nagging Wife
A drunk is driving through the city and his ca...
Driver in a Bar
There's this guy on a bar, just looking at his...
Fake friendship
Bush and saddam are both driving towards each ...
The Top 15 Signs You May Be a Bad Driver
15> You have a reserved parking space with ...
Taking Sides
There was a man who got into a car accident. H...
Sign on Rollercoaster
"What happened?" asked the hospital visitor of...
Replies...
I can please only one person per day. Today is...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstat...
The Gift That Keeps on Giving
Roy Collette and his brother-in-law have been ...
Missing car
A guy gets a phone call late at night.
A voi...
MEGA MORON AWARDS
MEGA MORON AWARDS New York: As a female shoppe...
Changing the Oil
Women:
1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mile...
Nerdz
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer lo...
Lawyer road kill
A bored truck driver had a nasty habit of swer...
The Rookie Cop
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride i...
THINGS A FATHER WILL NEVER SAY
* Well how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we...