Dallas Cowboys


Q:What do you say to a Dallas Cowboy in a suit?


A:And how does the defendent wish to plead?


Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?


A: A huddle


Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?


A: The police


Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get in a huddle on the field anymore?


A: It's a parole violation to associate with known felons.

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