Little Red Man

One day a little red man was taking a little red shower in his little red house.


He looked out the window and saw the milk van drive past without leaving any milk.


So the little red man turned off the shower and put a towel around himself.


He than began to run after the van.


After a while he came to a T intersection, where he couldn't find the van.


All of a sudden a dog came past and stole his towel.


An old lady saw this little red man standing naked in the middle of the road.


So she left the house and when she was walking on the road a car hit her and killed her.


The moral of this story is: Don't cross the road when the little red man is flashing!