Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A seashell tattoo

A blonde is showing off her tattoo, a seashell,...

as i get to the soda machine...

... I find a blonde already there. She puts in ...

Why did the blonde girlfriend's bellybutton hurt?

Because her boyfriend was blonde too!

Take a s...

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two.

One person holds the bulb and the ot...

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

How do you keep a blonde waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

What Not to Do When You Get a Prostate Exam

Last time I went in for a prostate exam, the Do...

Just another blonde joke

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in he...

Two blondes are walking through the woods

Two blondes are walking through the woods at ni...

So a guys asks a blonde…

if he can do her from behind. She obviously say...

A dumb blonde wearing headphones walks into a hair salon...

She sits down in the waiting area and eventuall...

Blonde working at tickle me Elmo factory

A blonde has been looking everywhere for a job....

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

Best Blonde Joke Ever

What is the funniest blonde joke you've ever he...

Two blondes are sitting by the river

... and are watching ducks. A farmer on a tract...

A blonde calls her boyfriend...

One day a man gets a call from his blond girlfr...

All blonde women gets together and try to prove that they are smart

So all the blonde women get together and decide...

A Blonde is in a Bar...

...and she's wearing a set of headphones. The ...

The Blonde who is sick and tired of blonde jokes!

A blonde woman decides that she is sick and tir...

A blonde , brunette, and a readhead.

Are going on a road trip when they accidentally...

Building a doghouse

One day, a blonde walks by little Johnny's hous...

Joke of the day

There are three blondes who are on a road trip....

A dumb blonde was really tired

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fu...