A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a female police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" the driver asked.
"It's square and has your picture on it." The policewoman replied.
The driver finally found a square mirror and handed to the policewoman.
"Here it is." she said
The blonde officer and looked at the mirror and said,
"Sorry, I didn't realize you were a cop. You can go."
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