One day, a blonde walks by little Johnny's house. Johnny is building a new doghouse for his puppy on the front lawn. The blonde walks up to Johnny and says: "That's a nice doghouse you're building! But what is that pile of nails doing behind you?"
"Oh, those are nails which have the pointy bit on the top side, and the head on the bottom. But I only need nails with the head on top, and the point on the bottom!", Johnny replies.
"Why are you throwing those away? That's such a waste!", says the blonde. "Just use those nails for the ceiling!"
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