Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde driver...

"Are you aware of what you were doing?" The off...

BLONDES BLOW IT

Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in anot...

Not your typical blonde joke

Here's the joke

*Blonde girl walks in to Best ...

Blonde Race

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were all li...

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.

The blonde painter

A person went into the office kitchen one morni...

Two blondes and a stripper walk into a bar.

The second blonde should have seen it coming. ...

Suicidal Blonde

A young blonde woman is distraught because she ...

Blonde vs. Lawyer

A blonde sits next to a lawyer on an airplane. ...

Man and the hare

A man is driving in his car down a long road, b...

A priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a horse all walk into a bar...

The bartender looks up and says, "What is this,...

And yes, she was blonde

While making a delivery to a regular customer, ...

if a blonde and a Asian girl would jump off a bridge who would land first?

The Asian girl because the blonde would stop an...

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you

Pull the pin out and throw it back

A dumb blonde goes to an electronics store...

...And sees a sign on the front of the store th...

The blonde and the calculator

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on ...

I bought some blonde paint.

It isn't very bright but it spreads easily.

So a blonde walks into a library...

she goes to the front desk and says "I'd like a...

Blonde and The Holy Man

Blonde: "I have heard that you can perform mira...

The blonde and the mailman

A blonde is sitting at home one morning when th...

What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM

A blonde going through a flashing red light.


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A blonde goes into a library.

She walks up to the head librarian's desk and s...

Random blonde joke.


A blonde decided she needed something new and...