Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

a brunette, ad red head, and a blonde escape from prison

The three ladies hatch a plot to escape from pr...

A blonde tried to sell her old car

A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was hav...

Why do blonde girls have bruises around their belly buttons?

Because blonde guys aren't that smart either

A blonde walks out of a hospital.

She hails a taxi. The cab driver noticed she h...

A blonde was watching the news

When she saw a story about two Brazilian men dy...

Two blonde girls at a traffic light

They stop at red:

-Look at that red color!

-W...

Two blondes are walking down a street...

And they spot 3 hand grenades on someone's...

An office manager leaves before lunch every Friday...

Finally the girls realize she never comes back ...

Blonde joke I heard a while ago

A red head, brunet, and a blonde were robbing a...

Why did the blonde woman go back to church?

Because she heard there was a guy there hung li...

The brunette, the redhead, and the blonde.

One day a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde wer...

A blonde and brunette are watching the 10 o'clock news...

The lead story is a man threatening to jump off...

One of my favorite blonde jokes

A young blonde woman is distraught because she ...

Near Death Experience

I was driving one afternoon with my wife, when ...

A brunette, a redhead head, and a blonde are running from the cops...

The girls quickly turn a corner and see three e...

So a Blonde is sitting with her Blonde friend at the bar...

...and says to her friend "I slept with a brazi...

Three blondes went for a walk in the country...

...when they stumble upon a line of tracks in t...

Dog names

A guy asked his blonde friend, “What are the na...

Bad Day

Q- How do you know when a blonde is having a ba...

A blonde woman waves a cab

She asks the cab driver
"How much do you charge...

The Hole

(This joke is translated)

There was a town, a ...

Jewish Cowboy

I got on a bus and sat down next to a beautiful...

Blonde revenge

There were two friends, Blonde and Brunette. Th...