... and are watching ducks. A farmer on a tractor appears and asks 'Can I cross the river over here?'.
'Sure you can' one of the blondes replies.
So he drives into the river and drowns after which one blonde comments to the other: 'Strange that he drowned, the ducks were submerged only to their chests'
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