...and she's wearing a set of headphones. The bartender walks up to her and says, "Sorry, but we don't allow headphones in this bar." The blonde looks up and tells him, "You don't understand. I really, really need these headphones. The bartender once again tells her, "No, you really need to take them off." The blonde sighs and removes the headphones. Several minutes later the bartender returns only to find the blonde dead. Puzzled by the blonde's death, he puts on the headphones and hears "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out.
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