Two blondes are walking through the woods at night, and they reach a stream. They want to know what's on the other side, so they start thinking of ways to get across the stream.
One blonde finally comes up with an idea. "I'll shine this flashlight across the stream," she says, "and you walk across the flashlight beam. Once you get to the other side, I'll turn the flashlight off and throw it to you. Then you can do the same for me."
The second blonde ponders this for a bit, then gets frustrated. "Oh, ha ha. You really think I'm stupid, don't you? You're not getting me this time."
The first blonde gets confused. "What are you talking about?"
The second blonde says, "You're going to turn the flashlight off when I get halfway across!"
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