The blonde is ecstatic, squeeing and showing off her flowers to everyone in her office, talking about how fantastic her boyfriend is. The brunette is more subdued, leaving the flowers on her desk but otherwise not really happy about it.
"What's the matter," asks the blonde, "your flowers are beautiful and your boyfriend loves you!"
"Sure, I'm just not looking forward to holding my legs up in the air for the next week" replies the brunette.
Puzzled, the blonde thinks for a moment and replies, "why don't you just get a vase?"
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