One day, all the blondes in America got fed up about being mocked for their lack of intelligence. Therefore, they decided to hold the first annual "Blondes Are Not Dumb" conference to show the world that they were not actually dumb. To that end, they invited the local professor on stage and selected a random blonde to answer whatever questions the professor may ask her.
"I'm going to start off with some maths. What is 300 divided by 6?" asked the professor.
The blonde thought for a long time, before answering "700."
The crowd groaned, and started chanting "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
"Okay," said the professor. "Here's an easier one. What is 5 times 5?"
"Seventy-Four," came the reply.
Again the crowd groaned, and started chanting "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
The professor sighed, and said "Fine. What is one plus one?"
The blonde thought for a long time before replying, "Two!"
And the crowd started chanting "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"
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