On a long flight a scientist ends up sitting next to a blonde. Bored and looking for a bit of amusement the scientist starts chatting with the blonde and realizes that she is dumb as rocks. Once the plane is in the air the scientist offers to play a game with the blonde.
"The rules are very simple. I'll ask you a question and if you don't know the answer, you'll give me $5 and then you ask me a question and I don't know the answer I'll give you $5. The person with the most money after twenty questions wins."
The blonde recognizing that the scientist was much smarter balked at the deal and so the scientist, being confident, upped the stakes: "If you ask me a question I can't answer, I'll give you $20."
The blonde agreed and the scientist started with the first question.
"What is chemical composition of water?" The blond gave the scientist $5. On the blonde's turn she asked "What has three legs going up a hill and four legs going down?" The scientist thought and thought and thought but was completely stumped. Even sneaking a peak and googling didn't turn up an answer. Finally the scientist has to admit defeat and hands over $20. The blonde asks for the next question but the scientist questions "Wait, what was the answer?"
The blonde hands over $5.
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