At this point in time in the company, the periodical security audit came around. Everyone's passwords were purged and new ones needed to be implemented. As a bonus to help employees with the grumbling there was an award for the strongest password that was used without problem since the last audit. The Auditor looked at the list and was surprised to find one of their more infamous employees (among those in the I.T. department) had succeeded in having and successfully using the strongest password among all in the company. Even stronger then those in the I.T. department. In fact, even the Auditor's own password (which was thought to be very secure) apparently paled in strength compared to the Blonde's according to the log. The Auditor had to know why. After all, this was in fact the same blonde that microwaved a frozen laptop, tried to make a cordless mouse with the use of scissors, and submitted a repair ticket over the lack of an "any key" on the standard issue keyboard. The auditor approached the blondes workstation.
*Auditor*: Alright, I have to know, what is your old password? Since you had to change it, it is alright.
The blonde thinks for a moment
*Blonde*: PlutoAlvinScroogeSimbaWall-eOliverRapunzelDumboOklahomaCity
*Auditor*:The first part makes sense, in a way, good way to remember, I guess, but why Oklahoma City?
The blonde, eyes rolling, puts down the white out and sighs.
*Blonde*: Its the rules, duh, you asked for 8 characters and a capital to be in the password at the very least.
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