Hey, can you come over real quick? I have a puzzle and I can’t figure out how to put it together. I have all the pieces spread out on the table and I don’t know where to start. All the pieces look the same to me!
What’s the picture on the box? I asked
It’s a tiger, I think.
So I went to her place, and she opens the door, tears in her eyes, and a look of frustration on her face.
I walk to her kitchen, look at the table, turn around and tell her: Hey, why don’t we have some tea? Then I’ll help you clean up the corn flakes.
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