Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

In Michigan

As a trucker stops at a red light, a blonde cat...

A blonde a brunette and Ellen Pao walk into a bar...

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BLONDE ON BLONDE

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing...

A man sees a blonde girl staring intently at a ice cube in her hand

The man asks the girl why she's staring at the ...

Two blondes from the city

So two blondes live together in the city and ha...

I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about blondes

A blonde got really tired of all blonde jokes a...

Went to watch a blonde comedian

And all she kept doing was bending down and loo...

A blond goes to the doctor

Blonde: Doctor my skin is very smooth and fair,...

My blonde gf thinks...

My blonde gf thinks that USB is a back up plan ...

A Blonde With Paint

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided t...

A College Blonde

A blonde girl came home from college one day an...

Blonde woman's cheating husband

A woman suspects her husband is cheating, and a...

NATURAL BLONDE

Q: What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?...

a blonde and a redhead are in a bar

When they see a man on the news threatening to ...

BLONDES BLOW IT

Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in anot...

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

The Blonde And The Brunette...

A Blonde and a brunette were sitting down watch...

Getting off the Island

There were three people stranded on an island, ...

Thermos

A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermo...

A blonde a brunette and a redhead

Are all on top of a burning building. The firem...

A blonde walked into a store..

She got a nose bleed.

Stranded on an Island (Blonde Joke)

So there is a red head, a brunette, and a blond...

New Windows

Last year I replaced all the windows in my hous...

Tearful Bride

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in te...

A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand.

"Sit down and tell me how it happened," says th...