Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A blonde walked into the dentist office...

...and sat down in a chair.

The dentist said:...

Red head goes to doctors office..

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's...

An overweight blonde went to see her doctor for some advice

The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day...

Man, still a virgin, decides to try out his luck on his 30th birthday.

He walks into a bar and drinks a few shots befo...

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

A blonde, wanting to earn some money...

decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type ...

BLONDE LUCK

A blonde was at a gumball machine. She kept put...

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?

A: She can't find the eleven.

A blonde strolls into her new office job at 10:30

The manager comes up to her and says, "you shou...

Three girlfriends get lost while driving through the desert.

Suddenly, the car runs out of gas and leaves th...

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head just robbed a bank.

They run into a barn to hide from the cops chas...

This blonde woman went to a museum...

... she saw an antique katana inside a showcase...

A man approaches a blonde and says,

"Will you sign our petition to end women's suff...

The policemen, the driver and the Titanic

Two policemen stopped a Ferrari for a routine c...

I wanted to Submit a Blonde Joke to Reddit

Then I was warned that the 2 moderators are blo...

A blonde walks into a store to buy a TV.

A blonde walks into a store to buy a TV. "I'll ...

Worst Engagement Ring for a blonde

A well-off man is preparing to propose to his b...

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

How do you keep a blonde busy?

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