A blonde walked into the dentist office...
...and sat down in a chair.
The dentist said:...
Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.
...and sat down in a chair.
The dentist said:...
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's...
The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day...
He walks into a bar and drinks a few shots befo...
To see how she looks like when sleeping.
decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type ...
A blonde was at a gumball machine. She kept put...
A: She can't find the eleven.
''NEXT!''
The box said 2-4 years!
The manager comes up to her and says, "you shou...
Suddenly, the car runs out of gas and leaves th...
They run into a barn to hide from the cops chas...
... she saw an antique katana inside a showcase...
"Will you sign our petition to end women's suff...
Two policemen stopped a Ferrari for a routine c...
A Labrador.
He calls out to her, "Oh, I didn't expect to se...
Then I was warned that the 2 moderators are blo...
A blonde walks into a store to buy a TV. "I'll ...
A well-off man is preparing to propose to his b...
She fell out of the tree.
Say the drinks are on the house
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