A man is out for a hike down by the river when he notices a beautiful blonde woman sunbathing on the other side of the river.......

He calls out to her, "Oh, I didn't expect to see anyone out here as beautiful as you; How do I get to the other side?". To which she replied "What you mean, you're already on the other side".

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