Two policemen stopped a Ferrari for a routine check.
Inside the car were a distinct black man, with curly black hair and raven black eyes.
- "Documents please ... "
The driver shows his license and registration certificate.
The patrol leader reads:
- "Name: Leonardo"
Amazed, he looks at the driver.
- "Last Name: DiCaprio"
Even more astonished,he looks again at the driver.
- "Blue eyes, blonde hair ..."
Now, turning to his colleague:
- "Hey Jim, did the Titanic sink or burn?"
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