"Will you sign our petition to end women's suffrage in the United States? Yours is the last vote we need"
She, not knowing what the word meant and only knowing what it sounds like, looked appalled and said, "I can't believe it's still going on! Of course I'll sign!"
Since her vote made her vote null, the petition didn't pass.
The end. I'm bored. Help.
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