Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

We went to the movie the other night.....

.... I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do bec...

A blonde tries to go horseback riding ....

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even though she has had no lessons or pri...

I like my coffee like I like my women...

hot, blonde, and with extra room for cream. :-)

A blonde goes on a plane to London and decide to sit in first class seat

The flight attendant approaches her and asks he...

How do you kill a blonde?

Shoot her in the face.

Three blondes come across some tracks...

The first blonde examines them and exclaims tha...

Who doesn't like a blonde joke?

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and...

My blonde girlfriend broke up with me today.

She was upset at me getting a text from Amber A...

Why do blondes have bruises around their belly buttons?

Because blonde guys are stupid too.

Just another blonde joke

My blonde girlfriend had just finished typing u...

A businessman and a blonde sit next to each other on a plane.

The businessman is bored so he asks the blonde ...

Blonde Walks Into A Shoe Store.

"How much for these shoes?" – she asked the sto...

A blonde goes to the dry cleaners

She hands him her dress which has a huge stain ...

Two blondes were walking down the railroad tracks.

The first blonde said "man, these steps are kil...

A Golden Oldie Blonde joke...

A blonde called her boyfriend and said, “Please...

Ouch!

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's...

Two women meet in heaven...

One a young blonde the other a middle aged brun...

I'm looking for a joke

I heard a monologue once on the radio here in t...

Joke Of tha DAy A blonde and a redhead have a ranch.

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have ...

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and...

...said that her body hurt wherever she touched...

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch

They have just lost their bull. The women need ...