A blonde walks into a store to buy a TV. "I'll take that one." she says to an employee while eyeing the one she wants. "Sorry," said the employee, "We don't sell to blondes." Enraged, she stomps out of the store.
She comes back while wearing a brunette wig and a different outfit. "I'll take that one." she says to the same guy. He replies with the same answer. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
The blonde leaves the store again and comes back, dressed up as a redhead. "I'll take that one." She says one last time. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes.
Finally, she asks the employee why he keeps on knowing that she's a blonde. The man replies, "Because thats not a TV, that's a microwave."
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