He walks into a bar and drinks a few shots before mustering up the courage to go talk to the blonde. "Excuse me miss, may I buy you a drink?" He asks.
"I'm sorry, not tonight."
Back to the bar he goes for a few more shots then makes his way back to the lady.
"Do you mind telling why you won't share a drink with me?
"Oh, it's not you, I can't go home with you I'm on my menstrual cycle." She says.
"Oh that's no big deal I rode my motorcycle we could leave anytime.
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