Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A blonde woman finds a dead body...

Immediately, she calls the police.

She says, ...

Why are "Blonde" and "H1B" similar?

The native speakers of both do not realize how ...

two blonds and a river

a blonde is walking along a river, having a goo...

Blonde woman goes to the doctor...

She tells the doctor that her husband has terri...

Painting the living room.

While her husband was at work, a blonde decided...

Blonde Swimmer

In a swim-meet, after the blonde came in last p...

A life long union supporting man decides to take a trip to Vegas...

When he arrives he decides he is going to look ...

All blondes go to war to prove they are not stupid.

They some how get a lot of guns and doing major...

My Grandpa's favorite "dumb blonde" joke.

A blonde is on an airplane to Chicago and gets ...

Blonde at shoe store

A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a...

paint my porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, dec...

Three blondes find tracks in the forest

They look down at the tracks.
The first blonde...

A blonde walks into a bar

you think she would have seen it.

I visited a Blonde Doctor recently she diagnosed me with Insomnia.

Don't worry she said it wasn't anything to lose...

Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river

...holding fishing poles with the lines in the ...

I told a blonde joke

She didn't get it.

After a night of drinking, John walks into a metal bar

The music was great and he hooks up with a beau...

Brain Stew

Once upon a time, a man goes to a restaurant to...

A blonde women just found out some frightening statistics...

She was just informed that over 90% of car acci...

The Magic Mirror

This is a rumour that a magic mirror resides in...

Spiderman agrees on a one-night stand with a hot blonde

Once they got a room, he proceeds to remove his...