A priest, a rabbi, a man with a monkey, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar...
The bartender says "What is this, some kind of ...
Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.
The bartender says "What is this, some kind of ...
Immediately, she calls the police.
She says, ...
The native speakers of both do not realize how ...
a blonde is walking along a river, having a goo...
She tells the doctor that her husband has terri...
While her husband was at work, a blonde decided...
After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear...
In a swim-meet, after the blonde came in last p...
Not Witherspoon, with her knife.
When he arrives he decides he is going to look ...
They some how get a lot of guns and doing major...
A blonde is on an airplane to Chicago and gets ...
A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a...
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, dec...
They look down at the tracks.
The first blonde...
you think she would have seen it.
Don't worry she said it wasn't anything to lose...
...holding fishing poles with the lines in the ...
She ran into many bars.
She didn't get it.
The music was great and he hooks up with a beau...
Once upon a time, a man goes to a restaurant to...
She was just informed that over 90% of car acci...
This is a rumour that a magic mirror resides in...
Once they got a room, he proceeds to remove his...