The Brothel Parrot
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotte...
Bird Jokes
I bought a parrot at an auction...
I bought a parrot at an auction, hoping that a ...
The teacher asks little timmy...
..."There are three birds sitting on a tree. If...
What do you call the molestation of a baby farmyard bird?
Chicken Statutory
My bird puns are so EGG-cellent
- Do you wanna hear a bird pun?
- No
- Well... ...
How do you call when Dumbledores bird tells harry to go downstairs?
The order of the phoenix.
A swindler passes by a bird in the stairwell of an apartment building...
The swindler was headed upstairs to visit his f...
Does this joke make sense to anybody?
For some context, I have an acquaintance from c...
At a Catholic school, a class of children are asked...
Teacher: "If there are three birds sitting on a...
A man is tanning at a nudist beach...
And a young girl who was playing with the seagu...
What sound does a chocolate bird make?
Cacao! Cacao!
A bird takes part in a wrestling competition...
It gets put in the featherweight category
If a Norwegian robot...
If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandi...
Bird jokes
A Black man walks into a bar with a Parrot on h...
Death Drop
There once were 20 people (including a guide) o...
What is Gollum's favourite bird?
A Smeagull! :D
What is a Nazi's favorite bird?
Q: What's a Nazi's favorite bird?
A: Austrich
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
The m...
How does a Jewish bird chirp?
Cheap cheap cheap
A woman brought a very limp duck
into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet...
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled...
What's the national bird of Pakistan?
US Army Drone