..."There are three birds sitting on a tree. If i shoot one of them, how many are left?"
Timmy thinks for a while an says: "None"
The teacher is upset: " No, thats wrong, there are two left. Why do you think none are left?"
"If i shoot at one bird, the other two will usually fly away.", replies Timmy.
"Still wrong Timmy, but i like the way you think".
After class, Timmy walks up to the teacher:
"I have a question for you: There are three women eating icecream. One is licking it,one is biting it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?"
The teacher thinks for a while and says "I think the one sucking it."
Timmy replies: " Thats wrong, it's the one with the ring on her finger. But i like the way you think."
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