And a young girl who was playing with the seagulls ran up to him. Pointing to his nether regions she asked what that was and why lots of the people have them. The man not wanting to explain the reproductive system to some little girl said that it is his pet bird, pointing to his genitalia he said this is the bird, this is its nest and these are its eggs and that it was sleeping right now. The girl accepts this explanation and the man shoos her away to go play with the seagulls again. The man slightly more self aware decided to cover himself with the newspaper he had next to himself and promptly fell asleep under the sun.
Waking up the man realized he was no longer at the beach he is in a bed and completely numb, unable to get up he looks around and notices the little girl from before. Completely disoriented he asks her what happened and she explained
'No one else at the beach would let me play with their birdie so I went to ask you if I could play with yours but you were asleep but I really really wanted to pet the birdie so I pat it on the head and it woke up, We played for a little bit but it wouldn't come out its nest no matter how much I stroked and pulled it and then it spat in my face and when I went to tell mommy of the mean bird she broke its neck, crushed its eggs and set its nest on fire'
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