There once were 20 people (including a guide) on a glider sort of contraption where there was no floor and one had to hold on with their hands only to not fall. A bird flew into the glider and accidentally punctured a hole through the material. The guide says "Okay, if this glider is to fly us to safety, one person must make a sacrifice and drop. Otherwise, we'll all fly to our deaths."
A pastor finally decides that he will let go and voices this.
In the end however, only the pastor survived the ride. How is this possible?
When he told everyone that he would drop, everyone clapped.
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