Teacher: "If there are three birds sitting on a wire and one of them gets shot, how many birds are left?"
Girl: "There are two birds left!"
Teacher: "Correct. What about you Johnny?"
Johnny: "Zero."
Teacher: "That is wrong. How do you get zero if only one bird was shot?"
Johnny: "Simple. When the bird was shot the other two flew away."
Teacher: "That's a smart answer but it isn't right."
Johnny: "Okay, how about this?" *He reaches his hands into his pockets* "I am holding onto something hard, round
and has a head. What am I holding?"
Teacher: "Why Johnny! That's inappropriate!"
Johnny: "How so? It's only a coin."
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