Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Whatever it is it's going straight to the WTC.
Bird Jokes
Let's agree to call Turkey Pigeon from now on
It seems a more appropriate bird given all the ...
So I was in the hospital while my wife was giving birth...
I was reading an AskReddit post about weird chi...
Where do dead penguins go? [long]
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead pengu...
My friend started making bird puns towards me.
Toucan play at that game!
Did you hear that Afghanistan and Pakistan have the National bird that is both invasive and aggressive?
It's called the MQ-9 Reaper Drone.
An Owl and a Squirrel are sitting in a tree watching a farmer mow the lawn....
...The Owl says nothing because Owls can't talk...
The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the M4...
... near Bridgend recently, and there was conce...
What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?
One's against the law and the other is a sick b...
A man was walking into Starbucks for his daily coffee,
except this time there were a ton of birds, num...
My last girlfriend ate a like a bird
She literally banged her head repeatedly onto t...
Made this up two days ago: What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?
I have Grey Poupon me
A lady went to an auction...
And was smitten by a beautiful parrot for sale...
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Well, whatever it is, it's heading for the Worl...
What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?
One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.
Some innocent mom and son comedy.
*bowl of nuggets has only one while my mom come...
I saw a sausage fly by my window
I must be going insane it was actually a bird. ...
What's that diving? Is it a bird, Is it a plane...
No it's the British Pound...
What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?
A mocking bird!
What did one bird say to the other bird when he played five aces in a poker game?
Cheat, cheat, cheat.
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If yo...