Bird Jokes

Bird Jokes

Return the Dog


Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and...

Parot on honeymoon


When Casey stated he was getting married, his ...

Give him another chance


A college's student body is composed of the so...

An angel wrote...


An angel wrote:


Many people will walk in and...

New Capan


Once there was a boy who went to work for a ca...

Christmas Carol Parrot


A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday...

Blonde Bird Watcher


A blonde and her father are walking down a str...

You tell me


Joe, a college student, was taking a course in...

Trying To Fly


Deep within a forest a little turtle began to ...

The Top 12 Cartoon Character Pick-Up Lines


12> Wimpy -- "I'd gladly pay you Tuesday fo...

Actual misphrased excerpts from student science exam papers


Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the ...

Blondes version of the bird and the bees


A blonde and a brunette were walking down the ...

Wildlife Tagging


Bird Tags According to the Knight-Ridder News ...

Dead bird


A blonde and a brunette were walking down the ...

Three men making wishes


There were these three men who were walking on...

fly


If a bird can fly, can a fly bird?

Reasons For Being Stood Up


Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone ...

Cat Diary


DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with...

Butterball Turkey support


BUTTERBALL TURKEY TALK-LINE 'GREATEST HITS'(or...

CLIFF BIRD


YO MAMMAS SO DUMB SHE TRIED TO KILL A BIRD BY ...

Three doctors in the duck blind


Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird...

True Stories from the Butterball Turkey Hotline


Where people call to get advice how to cook a ...

The Pirate


A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch...

Clintons Parrot


While Bill, Hillary and Chelsea were vacationi...

The parrot who wouldn't talk.


A person wanted a parrot who talked. Goin...