Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: ...
Bird Jokes
First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird.
First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird. Sec...
What bird has wings but cannot fly ?
What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turk...
Judge: Why did you steal that bird?
Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: F...
What was the parrot doing in prison ?
What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a ...
What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?
What do you get when you cross a Doberman with ...
What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?
What do you get when you cross a Doberman with ...
Q: What is Iraq's national bird?
Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck.
Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs?
Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs? A: Becau...
What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand ?
What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's...
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Hal...
A magician was employed by a Shipping Line to entertain the passengers during cruises.
A magician was employed by a Shipping Line to e...
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new...
Mike and Pat went hunting.
Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large goo...
Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed?
Did you hear about the village idiot buying bir...
Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldn't sing.
Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to complain t...
Q: What is Iraq's national bird ?
Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck
What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?
What do you get if you cross a bird with a mons...
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a...
Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen?
Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near th...
What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ?
What do you call a snake that is trying to beco...
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to c...
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl...
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
A lady was walking down the street to work and ...