What did people say when they saw something in the sky before planes and Superman?
It's a bird! It's a bird! It's a bird!
Bird Jokes
What's Afghanistan's National Bird?
An American drone.
What kind of bird does not make babies?
A swallow
Three blondes are walking through a forest...
...when they spot tracks on the ground.
The f...
Joke on the stackexchange website (You'll only understand it if you have asked queries on the stackexchange sites)
I was trying to boil an egg and noticed some eg...
Why do bird watchers invest so much money in breast cancer awareness?
Because they are greatly satisfied by seeing Tu...
Parrot Joke
A woman is passing by a pet store when she sees...
What's an alcoholic's favorite book?
Tequila mocking bird
A bird flew in my bathroom window when I was peeing..
We stared at each other's peckers.
What's the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
One requires tweetment, the other requires oink...
If the Eagle is the bird of freedom, and the Dove is the bird of peace ...
Then the bird of true love is the Swallow.
Why are there no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?
It's simply because when a penguin is found dea...
The early bird gets the worm
but the second mouse gets the cheese.
What's a doctor's favorite bird?
An apothecanary
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A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spot...
What's a large bird hiding in the bushes called?
A lurkey turkey.
How do you catch a unique bird ?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame bird ?...
I once killed 19 birds with one gunshot, people asked why didn't I round up to 20
Do you really think I would risk getting caught...
A park ranger finds a man in the wilderness eating a bald eagle.
The man is arrested and brought to trial for ki...