Bat Jokes

Bat Jokes

The Bat Bet

Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by...

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to smash with a baseball bat and the...

A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket, she sees four legs inst...

THE BAT BET

Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by...

Batman: Nobody will ever know the location of the bat cave!

Iron Man: Here’s my home address: 10880 Malibu ...

Misunderstanding Between Husband And Wife ...

A wife comes home late one night and quietly op...

GRANBY ZOO ape escape


An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby, Q...

Three men are sitting in an emergency room...

When the doctor comes in. He says 'You all have...

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

The Bat family were playing a game of "old maid" with a poker deck...

Needless to say it was a never ending game. Eve...

Three young boys are talking about the creepiest people they know.

The first boy says, "I heard old man Jones once...

An African immigrant is sitting on the bus...

And at the next bus stop he sees two women ente...

I was standing out side the other day and a bat flew at my head

it was a Louisville Slugger and I don't remembe...

What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin get in the Bat mobile.

Two vampire bats are hanging from the ceiling of their cave...

... and one of them says he's hungry, so he fli...

A blind man walks into a bar...

A blind man walks into a bar and sits down. He...

What did one orphan say to the other?

"Robin, get the bat mobile."

Three friends meet up at the office, all hungover from the night before.

Bill says "Oh man. I feel so sick guys. I was...

You'd be surprised how easy it is to pick up girls

All it takes is a respectful attitude, a low ke...

The Vampire’s Wish-long

Boris took a break from polishing the dee...