Death of the Family
Although filled with many memorable moments, Sc...
Bat Jokes
How does a Bat Girl become a Bat Woman?
She has a Bat Mitzvah
A wife has a crappy day and decides to come home early from work
When she arrives home, she heads upstairs and f...
hi What did the bat say to the tree?
All out of fruits?
A cop is confronted by a white guy with a gun and a black guy with a nerf bat. Who does he shoot first?
The bystander with the camera.
What do you call a good baseball bat?
A fine piece of ash.
Two brothers wake up on Christmas morning...
They rush downstairs to see what they got from ...
Angry Wife
Someone posted this on Funny Droid (Android App...
Two bats...
were in a cave thirsty for blood. One bat looks...
Loose women
3 women are sitting at a bar conversing over la...
A blind old cowboy walks into a bar...
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl b...
Three Washington salesmen are in Louisville Kentucky for a business conference.
After the session ends, they drive to a nearby ...
Some kid was being annoying so I hit him on the face with a baseball bat.
He started crying and I didn't even bat an eye.
What word isn't in the Bat-dictionary?
Killing, unless your talking about his parents
Never judge too Quickly
A wife comes home late one night and quietly op...
Gorilla Removal
A man came home from work to an escaped gorilla...
What kind of bat hangs upside-down?
An acrobat.
An old, blind cowboy wanders into a bar....
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl b...
Why did Batman rush to the Bat Cave?
He had to go to the Bat Room.
[an old classic]
Each year, in the south pacific polynesian kingdom of Tonga, it is customary for a care gift to be given from one island village to the other.
The most prestigious gift is a caged fruit bat...
Why couldn't Robin play cricket?
Because he lost his bat, man.
What do you sing at a twins bat mitzvah?
Happy birthday two Jews
What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?
Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.
The world may never know...
It was a beautiful Sunday morning, the sun shin...