When the doctor comes in. He says 'You all have serious head injuries, and said they were 'baseball-related'. Might I ask how you got them?'
"I was at a small baseball game" says the first man, "when an idiot in the back of the stands shouted 'LOSER!' right as I was swinging my bat - as a result, I hit the ball backwards, up and over the edge of the stadium, ending it for my team. I was so mad, I threw my bat at the guy, just as he threw his helmet at me - I took the helmet to the head, and that's all I can remember."
The doctor then turns to the second man. "Let me guess he says - you were the person who shouted 'LOSER'?"
"Damn right!" he said. "I saw this guy completely miss his first two swings, and got so mad I jumped and yelled 'YOU LOSER'! He got startled, and hit the baseball almost straight up, but it was going backwards just enough to go over the back end of the stadium. I got infuriated, and threw my helmet at him, and noticed a baseballl bat headed my way a few seconds before I blacked out."
The doctor nods, then turns to the third patient. He says "you... you weren't even in the stadium! How on earth did you get hurt from this?"
The third guy responds "Well, i was taking a jog past the stadium, when a baseball came out of nowhere..."
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