Did you hear the Russians tried to invent a new sport?
They had such success with [chessboxing](http:/...
Bat Jokes
What do you call a bat in a hurry?
A racing club
Collection of dog Jokes
what do you call batman's dog? a Bat Terrier
W...
Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles.
One night, the bats bet on who can drink the mo...
Finest Bat
Once upon a time Dracula decided to carry some ...
Bear Removal Service
A man in northern Minnesota woke up one mornin...
What did batman say to robin?
What did batman say to robin before they got in...
What do you get when you cross Lee Iacocca and a vampire?
AUTOEXEC.BAT
(Not my joke, but I tell it ev...
A trucker and a blonde.
A trucker is driving down a busy highway when h...
What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?
Echo-location, location, location
(Replace "ba...
A Vampire died and was in the process of being reincarnated...
They asked him, "What would you like to have in...
Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, With the Secret Service people directly behind them.
Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, si...
Things I've Learned From My Children 01.
Things I've Learned From My Children 01. A king...
Things I've Learned From My Children 01.
Things I've Learned From My Children 01. A king...
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and w...
Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee's World Series Game 6; sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them.
Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee's World Seri...
Little League Baseball Game As I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watch a local Little League baseball game that was being played in a park near my home.
Little League Baseball Game As I was driving ho...
john was driving then he cut off gary.
john was driving then he cut off gary. gary pul...
john was driving then he cut off gary.
john was driving then he cut off gary. gary pul...
Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies?
Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: ...
How do vampire football players get the mud off?
How do vampire football players get the mud off...
Where does a vampire take a bath?
Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-ro...
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung a...
After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, I stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for my son.
After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long li...
While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.
While trying to diagnose a problem over the pho...