The Top 16 Signs Baseball Spring Training Has Started
16> The air is filled with the gentle "twan...
Bat Jokes
Never hit a man with
Never hit a man with glasses.
Hit him with a ...
Whetting his whistle
This fellow who had spent his whole life in th...
Learned From Kids
1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.2....
Two [ethnics] are out fishing,
Two [ethnics] are out fishing, and having a gr...
After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long...
After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long l...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When you...
Bats
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the ...
Baseball Game
A woman was watching her son pitch in a little ...
Advice From Kids
1. Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- Pa...
Things you learn from your kids
1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
...
This is Meant to be Funny in a Stupid Way Again
Where does Batman's goldfish live ?
In the...
Practice
A father watched his young son practice basebal...
36 Truths About Children
From a San Diego Father who has identified 35 t...
You're a Redneck If... #1
You're a redneck if:
The only thing you sw...
Stupid Inventions!
An ejector seat on a helicopter.
A fly scree...
Angel Babies
This joke may seem racist to some. I just wante...
Chugga, Chugga, Chugga, Chugga, Choo! Choo!
This fellow who had spent his whole life in the...
"Home Alone"
St. Paul, MN
The hit movie "Home Alone" abou...
How do you give a vampire a concussion?
Hit it with a bat
Some guy assaulted me last night with a bat ...
I was really impressed with how well he had tra...
Elephants Never Forget
Frank owned a full grown African Elephant and d...
Retribution
Jim had just gotten a new car and was out for a...
What do you call a haemophobic vampire?
A starving bat
Two peasants turned vampire hunters entered the local cemetery....
...Looking for the dreaded vampire that threate...