Three young boys are talking about the creepiest people they know.

The first boy says, "I heard old man Jones once caught a bat, cooked it, and ate it!" The second boy, unimpressed, replied "Well I heard that there is a clown down on Maple Street that has red eyes and spiders for pets!" The third boy finally pipes up. "I heard my dad the other night talking to my mom. I guess she bleeds for a whole week every month and doesn't even die!"

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